And so it begins, the latest in the Halo series, released on Election Day 2012. Will it slow voting? And if it does, who will it hurt the most, conservatives, or liberals? Polls have shown that young voters are less interested in this election than in 2008, and may simply stay home to play Halo 4.
Get out and vote, you idiots. If I hear one of you bastards bitching about the election and you tell me “yeah, I stayed home and played Halo,” I can tell you this. My team of crack Halo gamers is going to get online and we will find you. Yes, we’re going to hunt you down and spawn kill you for the next four years. We”ll figure out where you’re camping and pwn your nOOb ass. Your giblets are OURS, dweez. Prepare for a hefty fragging.
YOU have been WARNED.
That is all.