I have only one post with a picture of an elephant shitting in it, (actually I have two now), and it was a rant about all the extreme right-wing hate speech and absolute bullshit they were flinging. It’s here: Sick of the Righteous Bullshit. That’s it, the only elephant shitting picture I have on the blog. So, why is it that when I look at what people most searched for when the found me, I discover that these are the top search counts:
elephant 254
elephant pictures 23
elephant shitting 18
mutant genitals 11
elephant photos 9
animal shitting 8
elephant taking a dump 7
liberal pussies 6
how to be apathetic 4
elephant dump 4
elephant fuck 4
dmt molecule 4
vibration energy harvesting cell phones 3
shitting on face 3
giant jelly beans 3
what is climategate 3
npr motion powered cell phone 3
ground beef 3
humanized mouse 3
elephant pics 3
elephant shits on man 3
shitting on the road 2
fucked by an elephant 2
shovel for elephant shit 2
shitting elephant 2
stupid elephant 2
people eaten by lions 2
quit bitching 2
shit face ass hole 2
That’s a lot of elephant hits. There must not be very many elephant pictures on WordPress.
Yes, these are the things people were searching for when they found my blog. I love checking this. You’ve got to laugh your ass off at the things people search for. I mean, I search for weird shit too. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that. Sometimes you’ve just gotta know what’s out there. But it’s still funny to read it.
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I get cartoon porn freaks looking for the Marge Simpson Playboy centerfold I did a few months back.
Awesome. Have you ever thought about make a page for them? You could have a “Marge Simpson” page, and say, “For those of you looking for Cartoon Porn of Marge, you’ve come to the wrong place. However, in lieu of Marge, I’m supplying you with this picture of a naked bear.” Or something like that.
Greetings, I am the hubby from the hubby diaries and wanted to stop and check out your blog. Some very entertaining stuff. Oh and thanks for stopping by my wife’s blog, how refreshing to have a voice that I consider to be on my side. Welcome anytime.
R
Thanks Rod.
Welcome to the nothing box.
Now you can tell her where you went.
I am no stranger to the nothing box believe me.
Once upon a time, on another blog I’d written a post about the complicated emotions one might feel at a family reunion…it was found by a Google search of the phrase “fucking granny’s floppy ones”…
There is not enough soap on earth to wash that out of my mind.
Dude…
Blarg….
That’s hilarious and hideous at the same time.
Now I really want some gin, dammit.
(Stupid fricken new years resolutions).
If I needed to remove elephant shit from my back yard the last thing I’d be doing is looking for a shovel on someone’s blog……..
Dialling the zoo NOW…..
I hear it’s great for plants!
LMAO that is too funny…thanks for the laughs this morning!!
NP.
Thanks for stopping by.
Maybe its got something to do with your secret desire to be an animal husbandriest. However, ground beef does seem out of place
This is for the whole blog, and I had an article called “Thanks for the Beef” when I made a thousand hits. And I also had an article called “I Eat Meat,” and an article about artificially generated meat grown in vats.
dood, that was interesting and got me to wondering about my own stats..the past two days folks searched on sex and gun control.
Funny how those two go together.
People use to find me by typing in “scum of the earth”
LOL.
That’s almost as good as “shitting on the road.”
Just found this post from PP’s blog and had a good laugh. After all the ‘elephant’ and ‘shit’s you just wrote and the comments, I wonder what your search results are now? In fact, you might be Google’s first result for elephant shit. Congratulations.
Thanks, I’ll have to get that made into a tee shirt I can wear around. “Sargastic Irrevelance :: Number One in Elephant Shit”
Nice shirt to wear to the zoo.
lol. That would be a fantastic shirt!